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Rabu, 30 November 2016

Why Men and Women think differently.

Women are much more complicated than men. Men are very simple. And you know why? It's because their brains are so different. First, I want to start with men. Men's brain are very unique. Most of us don't realize that whether men are having fun or watching sports, their brain are made up of little boxes. they've got a box for everything. They've got the box for the car. They've got a box for the money. They've got a box for us. They've got a box for the kids. they've got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement.
They've got boxes everywhere. And the rule is: The boxes do not touch. When a man discusses a particular subject, They go to that particular box, They pull that box out, they open the box, and they discuss only what is in THAT BOX. And then they close the box and put it away being very, very careful not touch other boxes.

Now women's brain are very very different from men's brains. Women's brain are made up of a big ball of wire. and everything is connected to everything. The money is connected to the car and the car is connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother and everythingsisallconnected. It's like the internet superhighway, and it's all driven by energy that we call emotion. It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember..everything.

Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion and it burn in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happens for men. It just doesn't happen very often, because quite frankly..they don't care. Women tend to care about everything. And she just loves it.

Now men, they have a box in their brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. In fact, we call it the 'nothing box'. And of all the boxes a men has it in his brain, the 'nothing box' is their favorit box. If a men has a chance, he'll go to his nothing box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on end. You know, like fishing.

Women can't do it. Their mind has never stopped. And they don't understand the 'nothing box', and it drives them crazy because nothing drives a women more crazy and make them feel more irritated than to watch a man doing nothing.

-9gag
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Minggu, 14 Februari 2016

Kisah semangkuk es dawet

Es dawet, emm nothing special I guess.
Tapi semangkuk dawet siang itu terasa sangat berbeda, dia punya cerita yang seru untuk disimak.

Terbang melayang memori ke beberapa tahun silam.
Memang berat menjalani hidup jauh dari kedua orang tua. tinggal di pesantren dengan segala peraturan yang kadang membuat kita merasa seperti terpenjara. Tersiksa. Tahun-tahun berat nyantri di pesantren modern Pabelan akhirnya ku lalui meski kangen akan keluarga setiap saat melanda.
Ya aku seorang cengeng yang berusaha kuat demi kebahagiaan orang tua saat itu. Tapi baru ku sadar perjuanganku dulu tak sia-sia. Aku tau orang tua punya niat mulia atas semua ini. dan memang benar.

ku toleh sebelahku duduk. Bapak.
Sosok terkuat yang pernah ku kenal, tekad, semangatnya tak ada yang bisa mengalahkan.
Semangkuk es dawet di sisi jalan lapangan tembak Borobudur menyejukkan perjalanan kami menuju rumah dari pesantren.
Bapak memang seorang yang tak banyak berkata. Namun teduh wajahnya, senyumnya, cukup menggambarkan semuanya. Bahwa Ialah seorang yang teramat sangat menyayangi kami, anak-anaknya. Ia selalu ingin yang terbaik untuk kami. Entahlah, jasanya tak kan pernah bisa ku tebus dengan apapun di dunia ini. Sebegitu besar perhatian, kasih sayang dan doanya yang senantiasa mengiringi langkah-langkah kami, ku yakin suatu saat, bapak akan menuai hasil yang manis atas usahanya selama ini.

Dengan semangkuk dawet yang sama di tahun yang berbeda.
Ku lihat sosok berbeda duduk di sisi, ya suamiku.
Sosok yang tak jauh berbeda dengan bapak. Seorang pekerja keras pantang menyerah.
Kini kewajiban menjagaku, dan membawaku pada kebaikan ada padanya.

Milyaran terimakasih untukmu bapak, yang tak pernah lelah menyayangi, melindungi, mengingatkan pada kebaikan, menuntun pada jalan yang benar. Inilah hadiah perjuangan bapak selama ini.
Tak terasa ya pak, anak gadismu sudah besar.
Ia bukan lagi gadis cengeng yang takut saat sekolah mengadakan imunisasi suntik.
Ia bukan lagi gadis nakal yang memanjat pohon jambu yang buahnya masih mentah.
Tapi ia akan tetap menjadi gadis manis yang selalu mendoakanmu, Bapak Ibu..
Irkhamnaa..
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Selasa, 26 Januari 2016

Everythings is going to be amazing!

Kadang kita curiga bahwa Tuhan tidak memberikan rencana terbaik-Nya buat kita. Kadang kita berpikir hidup terlanjur tak adil membuat kita terus-menerus menderita. Kadang kita iri melihat hanya orang lain yang bisa berbahagia sementara kita tidak.
Ah, kadang-kadang kita hanya perlu jeda, menunda semua asumsi dan prasangka... lihatlah ke kedalaman masing-masing dan percayalah: everythings is going to be amazing!
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