Women are much more complicated than men. Men are very simple. And you know why? It's because their brains are so different. First, I want to start with men. Men's brain are very unique. Most of us don't realize that whether men are having fun or watching sports, their brain are made up of little boxes. they've got a box for everything. They've got the box for the car. They've got a box for the money. They've got a box for us. They've got a box for the kids. they've got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement.
They've got boxes everywhere. And the rule is: The boxes do not touch. When a man discusses a particular subject, They go to that particular box, They pull that box out, they open the box, and they discuss only what is in THAT BOX. And then they close the box and put it away being very, very careful not touch other boxes.
Now women's brain are very very different from men's brains. Women's brain are made up of a big ball of wire. and everything is connected to everything. The money is connected to the car and the car is connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother and everythingsisallconnected. It's like the internet superhighway, and it's all driven by energy that we call emotion. It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember..everything.
Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion and it burn in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happens for men. It just doesn't happen very often, because quite frankly..they don't care. Women tend to care about everything. And she just loves it.
Now men, they have a box in their brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. In fact, we call it the 'nothing box'. And of all the boxes a men has it in his brain, the 'nothing box' is their favorit box. If a men has a chance, he'll go to his nothing box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on end. You know, like fishing.
Women can't do it. Their mind has never stopped. And they don't understand the 'nothing box', and it drives them crazy because nothing drives a women more crazy and make them feel more irritated than to watch a man doing nothing.
Now women's brain are very very different from men's brains. Women's brain are made up of a big ball of wire. and everything is connected to everything. The money is connected to the car and the car is connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother and everythingsisallconnected. It's like the internet superhighway, and it's all driven by energy that we call emotion. It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember..everything.
Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion and it burn in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happens for men. It just doesn't happen very often, because quite frankly..they don't care. Women tend to care about everything. And she just loves it.
Now men, they have a box in their brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. In fact, we call it the 'nothing box'. And of all the boxes a men has it in his brain, the 'nothing box' is their favorit box. If a men has a chance, he'll go to his nothing box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on end. You know, like fishing.
Women can't do it. Their mind has never stopped. And they don't understand the 'nothing box', and it drives them crazy because nothing drives a women more crazy and make them feel more irritated than to watch a man doing nothing.
-9gag
